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Instant Orgasm 101

How do you get instant orgasm? Well...I have a way for you to achieve instant orgasm in a group of more than 2 person!
Okay...Let me give you the steps...

Step 1
Bring a few friends over to your place...or anyone's house...

Step 2
Find a big screen TV, best to be a LCD/ DLP projecter and a good sound system with it...

wait...are you thinking what i'm thinking?! No! We're not going to bang each other while watching porn! That's way too gross!!! How could you watch porn in a group?! EEWWW!!! okay...lets move on!

Step 3
Grab an XBox with 4 controllers! and a copy of HALO 2!

Step 4
Play a multiplayer game with your friends! In "Slayer" mode!

Step 5
Scream your way while killing your freinds in HALO2 and reach your instant orgasm!

No kidding guys! I had my instant orgasm yesterday with a buddy of mine - Hyon-Xhi! ahahaha! We just can't stop laughing and screaming and scolding each other! ahaha! WOOHOOO!!! Seriously...HALO 2 rocks! You guys should try it...Don't have an XBox? Well...You can call me up and come my house!!! We can have our instant orgasm together!! WWHHHEEE!!! hehehe...Well...remember to book your appointment with my secretary first Ms.Winnie Wong(My dearest...) hehe :P

Go...try it...you'll have it!

Playing Now: New Radicals - You Get What You Give

Next time we play, i'm kicking YOUR ass. Bitch. Lol

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