This is 100% pure shit.

Its 15min past 1a.m. now. I'm suppose to be studying for my electrical&electronics quiz tomorrow(not confirmed it is though). But I just got sick of all the laws and equations that I have to memorise and understand. So, I decided to immerse myself into a world of fantasy, a fairy tale land, a world of witches, a world of fairies, a world of magic, a world of The Wee Free Men.

I decided to finished reading a book I borrowed from a buddy of mine(Hyon-Xhi), a book titled "The Wee Free Men". And so, I finished reading it after about half a year I'm having the book? Well, I'm the sort of guy who don't want to finish reading the book too fast, or maybe I'm lazy?

Anyhow, there is a sentence inside, used by the author in the storybook. I somehow...got that stucked in my mind. And...I agreed to what he has written in the book. This is what he wrote

"A God who didn't understand would not be worth believing in."

Anyone agrees?

On the other hand, isn't it cool to have a name like "Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock"?
Maybe, I can have my son or grandchildren named as "Not-as-handsome-as-Tanned-Skinned-Guan-but-more-handsome-than-Soo-Guan-Guan"?

Aye! What the heel it's goin' on with me?! You didnae understand a single word o' it do ya? Ach, Crivens...

Hearin' to: Next To Argyle by Scissors For Lefty

Posted by crescent at 1:16 am | Permalink | Comments

This is what i have been learning from my classes.

Subject: Thermodynamics

First Law of Themodynamics : The increase in energy of a system during a change of state equals to the net heat transferred to the system minus the net work done by the system.

Second Law of Thermodynamics: It is impposible to construct an engine operating in a cycle which will produce no effect oter than extraction of heat from a reservoir and performance of an equivalent amount of work.

This is what I have been teaching to my lecturer (According to a "Wise" friend of mine...)

Subject: Thermodynamics

What is it?: Thermo is the heat radiated by hot female bodies. While dynamics is the movement of the hot female bodies.

First Law of Thermodynamics: Avoid HFTB(Hot From The Back) girls if possible. Because it usually turned out ugly.

Second Law of Thermodynamics: Haven't actually been derived out yet. But this may be it...

The second law states that, it does not always obeys the first law. The overall "thermo" of a girl is determined by the judgement of an idividual. Some may agree with it and some may not agree with it. Some may say the HFTB's are pretty as well, some may say that the HFTB's are ugly.

All of these thanks to a "Wise" friend of mine. Creating all these thermo thingy for me. And putting the blame on me. He had ruin my good image in front of my lecturer. To make it even worse, it is the Head of School of Engineering Department.

But...

Thank goodness he is cool with it. He, actually asked me to set up a blog for the engineering students for now & the future. And what we should post in it is what engineering students likes and dislikes on this very day of the year. Example: Taking a picture of a hot girl and post it on the blog, where in future, the trend might change and we could see how the future defines a hot girl.

The blog is said to be passed down to every juniors of the engineering society. And that the future can see what kind of engineers made it all happened in the future. Anyone volunteers to set one up?

Posted by crescent at 8:54 pm | Permalink | Comments

What is mature?
Do you think you're mature enough?
When will someone be mature?
Who do you think is mature?

I don't know when I will be rated as mature. But, I know for sure that I know I will never think I'm ever mature enough, or if I'm even mature at all.

Above all, why are people deciding who is mature, and who is not? Are you even mature enough to decide whether other people is mature enough? Who decides that you are mature? Me? You? God(if he exists)?

Posted by crescent at 12:41 am | Permalink | Comments

Hey ho...

Want to know what I'm up to? hmmm...well...Studies Sucks! There! You've just got to know everything about me the past few weeks! Looks like my summary skills have gotten better aye?!

Heh...the thing that is killing me is my results + my studies. Gotta work really hard this semester already. Well...I've made a few "New Semester Resolutions"!

My New Semester Resolutions

1. Stay back in library everyday, at least until 5.30pm.
2. Revise lectures tought after classes everyday.
3. Finish all tutorials.
4. No more skipping classes & tutorials.
5. If tired, maximum an hour of afternoon nap.
6. Aim high for exam! (at least a 70%)
7. I get to watch a tv series a day! :P (Prison Break, Lost, House, One Tree Hill, The O.C, Scrubs, Smallville) Either one...

I think that's all my resolution? Heh...Hope it'll help me through my studies.

On the other side of the world...
I've been talking to a friend of mine lately. You may call him weird. Or whatsoever...Read our conversation...


Weirdo: dude you there?
Guan: yea??
Guan: missing me?
Guan: aahahhahaha
Weirdo: hey
Weirdo: yeah man
Weirdo: i wanna taste your kiss
Weirdo: hehehe
Weirdo: Yada Yada Yada....
Guan: You know what i'll say rite?
Guan: You can fuck off!!
Guan: ahahaha!
Guan: Yada Yada Yada....
Weirdo: haha
Weirdo: yeah and i love the way you say fuck off
Weirdo: it's just unique
Weirdo: damn cool the way you put it
Weirdo: some people sound downright rude
Weirdo: yours is the exact opposite...
Weirdo: you have culture
Weirdo: Yada Yada Yada....
Guan: ahahahaha!
Guan: whatever!

Do you have any friends, or anyone that you know? That are...actually...happy...with...the...word...FUCK? I thought people get offended by that.

Or did i actually put it in a polite way? How polite can fuck be? hahaha!
*coughs* Fuck You! *grinning*

Do you find that polite? hahaha!
Well...
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if you do find it polite...
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Fuck You!
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if not...
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Fuck You as well!
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Just kidding! Sorry if you get offended! Don't mean to!

fucking off....
ooppss...
got to go...

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