This is 100% pure shit.

Specialist Maths = Headache

Blardy shit...I've been on my study table preparing formulae sheet for my exam for freaking 5pm till now! arghh!! My brain is going to burst into powder already!!! Help!! I've got "Specialist Mathematics" exam tomolo...For S.A.M trials. Die... Why do i take this subject in the first place?! It will be much easier if i took IT!!! ARGH!! Darn...fucking off now...Still got more to go!
tata!!! Last paper tomolo...So...GO SOO GUAN!!!

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FUCK YOU...

Why?? I don't understand why people just simply like to fucks people's life up...Is it that you had problem with their lifes? Or is it that you want them to feel your life? Why? Just let them live their life la...Its hard to get one's life back on track you know? Just fuck your own fucking life and leave the others alone...If you want them to feel how you feel, show them in fucking nice way! Not fucking their lifes up! and REAL friends don't hurt each other and they DO NOT throw back things at you! Think that you haven't found true friends yet...You will learn what is that...You WILL one day cry to have IT...You WILL one day DIE for it...You will...trust me...It might take some time for you to realise it...But its better late than never. For your case, I don't know you will. Because your current "best friend" is hell of a USER. How i know? You should find it out yourself...

Tribute to HER
1. Winnie Wong
2. There will never be a number 2
- She is the one, and she will be the first and the last...I lead a miserable life without you that day...Even with all my friends, i still felt a miss in my life. You. I just can't bare the thought of not having you dear...

Tribute to these friends of mine who actually found their way of life...
1. Hyon-Xhi, I was actually worried when u started to mix a lot with that person...I just don't know how to tell...Glad you're back on track
2. Ju Jin, thank god you've found a new life. I'm serious...When i heard about you liking her, i think its hell of a mistake. She's just...more like using you. You deserve a much better one who would actually appreciate what you do and not backfire what you did.

Tribute to the BEST of my friends
1. Tan Hyon-Xhi
2. Tan Ju Jin
3. Edward Lim Wee Yang
4. Gan Tze Yee
5. Foo Chee Liang
- Remember these five names above...They're hell of a friend who will be there for you, not dump you!

Tribute to...
1. Ken Seong, do not give up on her...But you should know when is the time to move on and to stop it.

Tribute to...
1. All S9 peoples...they're not much classes that are like us...Not everyone is as united as us...So start appreciating each other...Stop the nonsense of fucking each others attitude and stuff...Be nice...

Go...Sort up your life now...Not to say that my life is really sort up...Cuz I'm a messy guy...Ardioz!


Playing Now: The Zutons - Remember Me

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Sleep sleep sleep....

Woah! Guess what? I've been sleeping from 7pm till 3am for 2 days already! what the hell is wrong with me?? Somone help me please...sleeping is so tempting and exam is near...I'm gonna be dead...REAL DEAD! To eww my readers off, I'm actually blogging while I'm poo poo~ing in the toilet! Muakaka! Ciao~!

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Aa Weem Bah Weh...

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...hehe...Well...I have 2hrs break for today. My Maths lecturer is not her...so we've got too much free time...look...We all love Lion King don't we?? Hehehe...We're dancing to the Lion King theme song actually by The Beach Boys...

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A Wonderful Visit To Sunway College...

Hola! heh...End class early today, suppose to be staying and study in the library...But! Three horny asses KenSeong, Vincent & Denny wanted to go to Sunway College for the launch of R.Age. Those 3 horny asses wanted to see Hannah Tan & Dawn Ling in action...but was quite disappointed when they reach there, cuz they are all gone. And Hannah Tan & Dawn Ling wasn't there too. It was DJ Blink & Goldfish. Well...we took a "detour" to go have a look around Sunway College. WOAH!!! WTF??!! You actually have San Francisco Coffee House there?! So is Auntie's Anne, and japanese food! What is this? This ain't a cafeteria...That's a Restaurant! Wish i our college have nice coffee shops...Stupid Taylor's college...hehee...Well...it was quite bored to just walk around...You knnow....To check out chics?! Denny said "I'm in Taylor's for almost a year and i only saw a few chics, but in less than an hour in Sunway College, I saw so many!" Hahaha! It's quite true actually...Anyone agrees??? Well...YauFei wanted to treat us for a game of pool. But its only a game for two. So Me, KenSeong, Vincent, & ChorYeow went to toilet a while. Heh...another detour! We went scouting around classes to look out for chic...hehehe...This Vincent, he went into the classes and pretend to find someone. But the real motive is actually to find chic in the classroom! ahahah! We hunt for classes to bump into...here is a video of what we did....ekekeke

Look at these 3 lifeless bugger...Hunting for chics to get phonenumber....Sigh...Someone help them please...Kids nowadays...Hehe...Fucking off!


Playing Now: Foo Fighter - DOA

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Instant Orgasm 101

How do you get instant orgasm? Well...I have a way for you to achieve instant orgasm in a group of more than 2 person!
Okay...Let me give you the steps...

Step 1
Bring a few friends over to your place...or anyone's house...

Step 2
Find a big screen TV, best to be a LCD/ DLP projecter and a good sound system with it...

wait...are you thinking what i'm thinking?! No! We're not going to bang each other while watching porn! That's way too gross!!! How could you watch porn in a group?! EEWWW!!! okay...lets move on!

Step 3
Grab an XBox with 4 controllers! and a copy of HALO 2!

Step 4
Play a multiplayer game with your friends! In "Slayer" mode!

Step 5
Scream your way while killing your freinds in HALO2 and reach your instant orgasm!

No kidding guys! I had my instant orgasm yesterday with a buddy of mine - Hyon-Xhi! ahahaha! We just can't stop laughing and screaming and scolding each other! ahaha! WOOHOOO!!! Seriously...HALO 2 rocks! You guys should try it...Don't have an XBox? Well...You can call me up and come my house!!! We can have our instant orgasm together!! WWHHHEEE!!! hehehe...Well...remember to book your appointment with my secretary first Ms.Winnie Wong(My dearest...) hehe :P

Go...try it...you'll have it!

Playing Now: New Radicals - You Get What You Give

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Back~!!

Okay...First, SORRY for not updating! heh....How long is it since my last post??? Bout 3 weeks??? Nah...just felt so lazy to post past few weeks...Okie...I'll update on what's actually goin on this week? Hmm....Let me see...

R.AGE

I guessed you guys out there should have known bout this new newspaper section right??? Its called All The R.AGE (Don't actually know what does it stands for actually). Yea, they come to my college for some introduction thing to us this monday the 12th. It looks boring....but when me and Ken Seong saw the names of guest list....HEH...Horns coming outta us! We actually skipped break to see what's goin on!(Mind you...we don't usually skip break, cuz break is important!) Okay, Hannah Tan, Marion Counter, and Dawn Ling(some KDU chic) came. OH MY GAWD! They're HHHWWWAAATTT!!! No kidding....specially Hannah Tan! Well...I didn't get that horny if that's what you're thinking asshole! The one who are getting horny bout it is Ken Seong & Vincent!!! Want some prove??? Here you go...


Look!!! Isn't she HOT?! drroollllsss.....Look at the guy in white(Vincent), darn horny eh?!


Moreee HannAH!!!


Hannah + Dawn + Ken Seong = Threesome?! NO WAY!!! Mind adding me in??? Foursome maybe?!! hahaha!! kiddin!!! Don't wanna interrupt ya!


Look at this Vincent....He's taking photo with Marion and where the hell is he looking at?! Her boobs?! Nay! Too small to stare...Her looks?! Yea...maybe is her looks, cuz she look better in real life...and DAMN SHE'S TALL!!!

Heh...didn't catch much of what's goin on at though, have to rush for class halfway through it. But i at least i cought something nice they did. History of Dance 101! You guys know anything bout this? Long story...hehe...but they did a darn good presentation on this...Real funny!

Well...on Tuesday...hehe...Happy Belated Birthday Chor Yeow! Ken Seong & Emily came up with the idea of suprising him for his birthday. Well...hehe...Look at his surprise!


TADAA!!! His birthday gift!! A Brand New SUZUKI SWIFT 2005!


Nah! Just kidding...we don't have enough cash to even buy the wheels...We just wrapped his car with...ermm Toilet Rolls!


The four culprit who did this...actually plus the camera man....Oppss...The camera girl! Emily...She did that! Not she wrap though....she's taking nice shades at the shops while we do the "HARDWORK" under the hot sun! Hehe...what to do...Most girls hates sun ya?

Oh...and guess what? Chor Yeow & Emily knew each other from primary! and...Emily didn't even wished him Happy Birthday before?! What is wrong with you girl?! Hehe...This is the first time she said she wished him Happy Birthday....Chor Yeow, you must really remember this day of the year! Jot it down!

Well...the other days were pratically the same....Boring life...Oh, we had a Barbeque party last nite! Ermm...for Mid-Autumn celebration (Some call it Lantern Festival). Well...thanx Dear, because you came with me to the party. I always wanted you to come with me and mix around with my friends. I know you're quite lost there right? Hehe...sorry! But at least you get to know more of my "naughtiness" from my friends right?? I'm sure you heard lots of stuff from them...hehe...Specially from Swee Ling, Hyon-Xhi & Edward! These 3 lil' biatches! Bitching bout me! Nvm though...I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE! MUAKAKA! I bet Winnie will trust me more than truting you guys! So i don't care whatever you guys tell! GO ON!! ahaha!

Well....practically that was my whole week...Sigh...Boring life eh? hehehe....Anyways...You guys who are having exams...All The Best ya! I'm having my trials this coming Saturday...And i'm not even studying that much?! I'm doomed...No more playing this week...Die...Ciao!

Playing Now: The New Pornographers - Twin Cinema

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