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Hannnnaahhh...Oh Hannaaahhh!

Back then (3rd January, 2005)
- I was so scared to go to college, its my first day.
- Was afraid to be in class with "nerds"
- Dying to meet chics from college
- Hoping there is chic in class or better, a class full with the opposite gender.
- Was having thoughts running in my mind "Yay!! I'm a college boy!!! Chic will definitely hook me up!"

Now (18th October, 2005)
- Was worried dead about exam
- 20 exact days till finals
- 30 exact days till "Independence Day"
- Half of me says LEAVE THE DAMN COLLEGE, Half of me says STAY WITH THE DAMN COLLEGE!
- Found out that my "nerd" classmate was actually fun afterall!
- Chic hopes failed...but Winnie is more than enough for me... *wink*
- Worried about which college to get in, in a better way...Which will "accept" me first?
- Sad to know the fact that i can't see her next year already...If only i could go Aussie...Then all will be done...
- Too much things goin in mind...
- Oh...It's almost a year! Christmas is coming!
- *blink* Whoop!! Its already been ten months since i first entered college, and leaving soon...
- ARRGHHH!!!!

Heh...Anyway, had a gila day today...Never really studied much...Only studied during the Specialist Maths and English period...All other period we were only talking and chit chatting while nerding away with excercises given by teacher. Oh, Denny bought FHM magazine after our break. Heh...Hannah Tan was the cover girl! *growls* *meow* Hehehe...Denny read it during our replacement Chemistry period (Oh, that was the most boring teacher i ever had...) He came to found something that Hannah Tan likes...

FHM : What's the sexiest present you ever recieve from your boyfrieds?

Hannah : I don't know. I'm only at the third boyfriend. Non of them are actually very romantic at all. I always had to buy my own lingerie. I get my own toys.

FHM : Toys?

Hannah : What else! You know the thing that comes with battery and vibrates. I think that is one of the most wonderful invention ever made. Ha-ha!



Guys...don't get horny over her! ahaha!! Know what she meant by "the thing that comes with battery and vibrates"? Let your wild imagination carry you on! HAHAHAHA!!!

Denny is getting so so super high knowing tha Hannah Tan loves d**do! ahahah!! He kept saying "Oh my god! She likes d**do weh!" No kidding...Don't that turn you own?? Oh, Denny stays nearby Hannah!!! He was planning to drop an invitation card to his birthday partaaayyyY!!! Ahahaha...I said lets go say this to her "You be my battery...And I'll vibrate you." Ain't I good with pickups line??? Ahahahaha!!!

Anyways...time to NEEEERRRRRRDDDDDD!!!! Till then...


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